Pamela Anderson (Lee) (Rock) (Soloman){really, who gives the furthest semblance of a fuck, who this mega slut is shacking up with now?}, is a disgusting whore. She may have once possessed an attractive quality or two, but any said redeeming qualities have long since given way to “Uhg”, and “Eww” type reactions.
Either way, my retort is this: Pamela Anderson is FAR from the sexiest TV woman ever. Many men might consider her beyond fuckable, but I do not. If anyone saw me, they might consider me out of her league, but, fuck you, she’s out of mine.
First, she is no longer attractive. This is usually a moot point with me, but in her case it begs to be addressed. This mega-whore, in the name of vanity in it’s most extreme, has had her chest worked on so many times now that the end result leaves Larry Kings sphincter looking oddly comparable.
Second, she has no other redeeming qualities. Really. Hot, was it, and that has long since evaporated for you, hon. Your intellect is far from attractive. You have Anna Nicole Smith beat, but, hey, who would actually brag about that. I would sooner spend an afternoon with a lobotomized platypus, who’s poisonous quills have been granted the short term effect of rendering the victim sterile.
This last part should really go without saying, but I realize that the vast majority of you fucks have somehow been granted the privilege of being living, sentient being without having the benefit of also having a working brain. This is scary beyond words, but, c’est la vive. This fucking whore is infected with Hepatitis C. I mean, What The Fuck, anyone who would fuck her is vapid beyond my comprehension.
Now, my vote for sexiest girl on television easily goes to Jamie Lynn Sigler. She’s a smart girl who is beautiful beyond words. Besides that, she can not only act, but she was in The Sopranos; the greatest show of all time.
So, in closing, I hope all of you fucking automotans watch closely, but ole’ Pammy’s career and body are in their death throes.