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Amy Winehouse Sweeps The Grammys

Mickey — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 05:40:15 +0000

I don’t normally endorse drug addicts nor condone drug use, but what’s a man gotta do when just about every celebrity enjoys shooting up ever so often for a quick momentary relief from their oh-so-terrible tortured lives filled with mountains of cash and success? Another example of how you can still be successful in life while being a total wreck in life and drug abuser is Amy Winehouse, who swept the big Grammy awards this years.

Amy Winehouse scored wins in the categories for Record of the Year, Song of the Year, and Best New Artist, while a bunch of possible drug or sex addicts conquered the other categories. There was even a moving performance from Winehouse and she composed herself enough for a thank you speech.

Amy Winehouse Accepts Best Record 50th Grammy Awards

The world endorses Amy Winehouse when she sings about not wanting to correct her drug problem. I cannot disagree with the world, can I?

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Christina Aguilera Proud Of Her Mom-malian Assets

Mickey — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 05:59:34 +0000

Not only is Christina Aguilera happy to have her first newborn, she has also been proudly showing off her newfound MILF assets as shown by these pictures of her at a recent DVD signing at Best Buy.

While I’m not a big fan of such aged assets, I know many of you are turned on by underage moms like Christina Aguilera. Especially when she has gotten even bigger than when she had gone under the knife, if you know what I mean.

Seriously, Christina looked way better before, even when she was certified trailer trash and genie game. Just way too much lipstick on that puffy face nowadays.

Enjoy these photos of MILF Christina Aguilera.

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Penelope Cruz And Her Incestuous Threesome

Mickey — Fri, 28 Dec 2007 03:32:09 +0000

After breaking off from Scientologist Tom Cruise ages ago, Penelope Cruz might still be on a mission to make up for lost time. This time, it’s Penelope Cruz and family (sister and brother) making out on the brother’s music video.

Penelope Cruz shares a kiss with sister Monica, before they look ready to jump on brother Eduardo. All this in the midst of dubbing some porn-ish flick with lesbian action. I guess you need some hot action like that or the song will induce a snoozefest.

They do look like having a lot of fun – I just wonder if it’s all make believe.

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Canadian Jazz Great Oscar Peterson Passes Away

Mickey — Tue, 25 Dec 2007 13:07:15 +0000

Widely regarded as one of Canada’s national treasures, the incredible jazz pianist Oscar Peterson has passed away at age 82. What the trumpet world lost to tuberculosis, the piano world was gifted with a musical virtuoso who was as dedicated to his craft as his heart was open to others.

Check out this exclusive tribute video to Oscar Peterson.

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Vader Jacko Goes Bookshopping

Mickey — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 04:43:22 +0000

Michael Jackson is getting ready early for the next Star Wars premiere. He made an in-store weekend appearance at a Barnes & Noble with his three kids, and decided to give a fresh spin to the Darth Vader look – Darth Vader without his mask!

We know what happened to Vader’s face – so Michael Jackson has tried to relive the moment by plastering his whole mug!

Broke and soon-to-be homeless, Wacko Jacko’s plastic must be drying up with the tears.

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Rihanna Needs A Rain Check

Mickey — Mon, 17 Dec 2007 04:11:18 +0000

Looks like the recent media attention has gotten to Rihanna’s head and she’s trying to be the next Madonna. Rihanna stripped down to her dominatrix outfit and tried to give an S&M lesson to her European fans in Glasgow on Friday.

The winner of the most irritating song of the year, Rihanna recently told the Times Online how overwhelmed she was from the love of her fans, “I look at them and I still think, ‘Why are you screaming for me?’ I still think of myself as a normal girl.”

It’s obvious now she has grown up and wants her fans to scream atfor her. It just isn’t sexy, Rihanna.

Now, I know some of you dig leather and whips. But maybe someone needs to play Rihanna “Umbrella” and get her a rain check.

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R.I.P. Ike Turner

Mickey — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 10:00:27 +0000

R&B and rock music legend Ike Turner has passed away in his San Marcos home on Wednesday night, aged 76. The cause of death has not yet been verified but sources said he might have died in his sleep.

While the star had major contributions to music, his work was overshadowed by his well-publicized abuse of ex-wife, singing legend Tina Turner who had this to say about Ike’s passing, “Tina is aware that Ike has passed away earlier today. She has not had any contact with him in 35 years. No further comment will be made.”

What you hear is what you get.

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Led Zeppelin – The Song Remains The Same

Union Jack — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 16:27:43 +0000

On Monday, the legendary rock group Led Zeppelin reunited in London for their first full concert since 1980. An estimated 20 million people tried to get tickets, and one rich fan even paid $168,000 for a ticket. Check out some news bits on the whole event.

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Spice Girls Reunion Tour Bust Up

Mickey — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 06:50:29 +0000

The Spice Girls are smiling for the fans and cameras on their reunion tour, but are things as rosy as they seem?

Let’s hold hands – we’re one big happy family

With the tour just over a week old, the comeback has been revealed to be re-runs of their early combustible days, with one Spice Girl already on the edge of mental breakdown having to stick motivational Post-it notes on her head(!) to remain positive.

While they have stuck at it (because they need the money), the rising tensions meant the our Spice Girls Geri, Posh, Mel B, Mel C and Baby nearly came to blows several times during the tour rehearsals.

Incident 1: Geri was chastised by Mel B for not getting the Stop dance routine right: “You’ve got to keep it together, if you spent more attention on your routines then it would be right.”

Incident 2: Plastic Spice raged when Mel B screwed things up again on Spice Up Your Life: “Next time we all have to stand in line and get it right.”

Incident 3: Plastic Posh wanted to spend more time with baby Suri and her parents Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes. The rest were obviously not pleased.

It appears the heavy expectations are weighing down on their shoulders, and Geri has given to pinning Post-its with “Think positive. I will do my best.” messages on her head. What a cookie!

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Marilyn Manson: Amy Winehouse Stinks

Mickey — Sat, 08 Dec 2007 06:03:38 +0000

Appearing on the Graham Norton show, controversial rocker Marilyn Manson tore into troubled Grammy nominee Amy Winehouse and said she smells as bad as she looks.

Trying to describe a can of soured fermented herring, the creepy cookie Manson said it was like “Amy Winehouse in a can”. The Swedish delicacy has often been compared to a delightful mix of rotten eggs, rancid butter and sour vinegar.

As mental as he is, Manson showed all the dashing PR skills of a rock star when he added quickly, “I didn’t mean to say that”.

Oh but Manson, we don’t always disagree with you!

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