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Kim Kardashian Smarter Than Most Of You

Mickey — Tue, 25 Dec 2007 10:34:04 +0000

Kim Kardashian was recently voted one of the dumbest celebrities for her sex tape which no one was interested in. But Kim Kardashian might have more brains than you might think, especially since she’s probably got more rounded storage for extra.

Recently quizzed on how her sex image has propelled her into the limelight and a well-known media whore, the reality TV star and Playboy covergirl Kim Kardashian said, “I’m not the sex kitten that they’ve made me out to be, but I’ll kind of give it to them when I have to. I know that’s what they want, and so I give it to them.”

Acting dumb and showing off your best assets. Kim Kardashian might still raise many doubts, but you can’t doubt her simple marketing genius.

Click on thumbnails for Kim Kardashian at Chloe Lane’s party.

Who Needs Kim Kardashian With Brains?

Mickey — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 05:53:47 +0000

Kim Kardashian was seen on the tropical Mexican beach of Cabo San Lucas over the weekend, celebrating the grand opening of the spanking new hotel Hotel Me.

The December Playboy covergirl had recently been ranked by the New York Daily News as the second dumbest dork in Hollywood, behind Lindsay Lohan. This was because, “it is sad when you leak your sex tape and nobody cares.”

Fashion begs to differ though. The 21-year-old socialite “may be many things, but the tape in question has certainly helped vault her to the center of the celebrity gossip world. By getting naked on film and in Playboy, Kim Kardashian has made a name for herself.”

Watch my sex tape – I blow things other than my non-existent brain

A few more things could be said in support of our bootylicious bombshell:

1. Fans still want more of those bulges, which aren’t Jennifer Love Hewitt’s full-bodied female figures.

2. Who needs brains when you have booty and breasts?

Bootylicious Kim Kardashian And Nicole Scherzinger Show The Way

Mickey — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 14:16:02 +0000

If you have seen Kim Kardashian’s sex tape, you should know her booty is for real. Nicole Scherzinger has as huge an ass (if not bigger – take a look below) and any pictures of these hot mamas squeezed into those bursting outfits would have most men spanking their hands red.

Perhaps Jennifer Love Hewitt was onto something afterall – big is hot – maybe she just wanted to pack on the layers first before firming them up with her fiance’s help.