With the release date of her sex tape announced (January 30, 2008), it seems the good news just can’t stop rolling in for the media whore Jessica Sierra. The American Idol loserfinalist has gotten herself preggers with some ‘rapper’ and is said to be ecstatic over the news. Of course, now she can continue exposing herself with nude pregnant photos.

The baby will also grow up safe with the knowledge that the mom will soon to be legendary… in the bedroom and on tape. Stephen Hirsch, Vivid (the company that is releasing the Jessica Sierra sex tape) co-chairman, had this to say of the starlet’s performance, “This title contains the most explicit sex we’ve ever seen in a celebrity video. Jessica clearly has more talent than just singing.”

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We’re not sure who would buy the tape
given this ugly sod is the leading star

Pleading not guilty to the charges of disorderly intoxication, resisting arrest, racial slurs and offering closeups of her sexy gap, the former American Idol finalist will have to spend her next few weeks in jail before her hearing on December 20th.

Good news for her though – her 5 minutes of fame will be extended to another 15 as a major porn company has obtained her sex tape and will be distributing it in time for the holidays!

You’ll get to enjoy the attention-whore in your privacy if Idol-class sexy moans are required. In an effort to boost sales of the tape (since I don’t believe there are any fetishes for pitchy bedroom lullabies), here’s a unclothed Jessica to set your fantasies alight.

“If you’ve got a big mouth and you’re controversial, you’re going to get attention,”, it appears that Jessica Sierra has taken Simon Cowell’s advice to heart.

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