And you know whose backyard that would be.

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The recent I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here runner-up also said she was too high on cocaine too often, and could not remember all the 1000 romps she had with men, including a threesome with Dolph Lundgren and pop star Grace Jones, and women.

Going on about her role play and cosplay fetish, the attention whore also revealed having had sex in church with an Italian director, all the while dressed as a nun.

You probably should head off to her favorite golf courses now, where she loves “doing it” while “teeing off”.

Janice also reminisced the good old sexy days of drug den Studio 54 where “…everybody dated everybody. I pity anyone who doesn’t have as much fun as I did. I don’t regret anything.”

And the all-artifical ex-supermodel could not resist having a dig at other stars who probably get more media attention than her.

On Britney Spears:
“Don’t run out and have plastic surgery just because Britney Spears did it. Britney should stay at home and nurse her two little boys instead of going out in Vegas and being a flophouse pig.”

On Simon Cowell:
“I’d like to do a show with Simon but he told me I intimidate him. I’m probably the biggest reality television star living.”

For all her dalliances, Janice wants to be remembered for all the right reasons now, “I don’t do it any more. I’m a mom, I don’t want people thinking I’m out there writhing about with women.”

“But I’d like to get into bed with the Queen – and her Corgis.”

All I can say after this is, looking like that at her age, she can still easily add on to that 1000!

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