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Amy Winehouse Sweeps The Grammys

Mickey — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 05:40:15 +0000

I don’t normally endorse drug addicts nor condone drug use, but what’s a man gotta do when just about every celebrity enjoys shooting up ever so often for a quick momentary relief from their oh-so-terrible tortured lives filled with mountains of cash and success? Another example of how you can still be successful in life while being a total wreck in life and drug abuser is Amy Winehouse, who swept the big Grammy awards this years.

Amy Winehouse scored wins in the categories for Record of the Year, Song of the Year, and Best New Artist, while a bunch of possible drug or sex addicts conquered the other categories. There was even a moving performance from Winehouse and she composed herself enough for a thank you speech.

Amy Winehouse Accepts Best Record 50th Grammy Awards

The world endorses Amy Winehouse when she sings about not wanting to correct her drug problem. I cannot disagree with the world, can I?

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Amy Winehouse Curses Lost Jail Time

Union Jack — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 13:12:00 +0000

Not a week goes by without jazz wreck Amy Winehouse in the news and on our celebrated pages. This time, she lost her ~~lines~~cool when she was denied her visitation hours with jailbird hubby Blake Fielder-Civil.

It wasn’t the jail hopping on a celebrity’s coattails to get in the news. They were just doing their job and ensuring the rules were followed.

According to a witness, “They didn’t let her in because she was too late for visiting hours. She begged and pleaded with wardens at the prison but they weren’t having any of it. The rules are the rules – if you’re late then you’re not going to get in. Visitors have to arrive before lunch is served. Clearly Amy didn’t drag herself out of bed in time.”

While leaving the prison, Winehouse appeared close to tears and a mental wreck, muttering cuss words. Yesterday, she managed to crawl out of bed early and caught her husband.

You only get privileges as a celebrity when you are IN jail!

See pictures of Amy visiting Blake (December 11)

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Amy Winehouse’s Mom Sends Open Letter

Mickey — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 06:40:44 +0000

Amy Winehouse has endured a torrid time since rocketing to fame with her hit album Back to Black, so much so that the best-selling singer has spiraled down a destructive trail of drugs and alcohol.

In a desperate bid (or so it seems) to get her child’s life back on track, Amy Winehouse’s mom has sent an open and heartrending letter to her… via tabloid News of the World, no less.

We won’t print the letter here like so many others. We aren’t so sure about her mom’s method. It’s full of contradictions and looks like the celebrity blood runs in the family.

So let’s see how your headstrong daughter runs back to you now, Mrs Winehouse, after printing that in a national tabloid!

Amy Winehouse during happier times

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Marilyn Manson: Amy Winehouse Stinks

Mickey — Sat, 08 Dec 2007 06:03:38 +0000

Appearing on the Graham Norton show, controversial rocker Marilyn Manson tore into troubled Grammy nominee Amy Winehouse and said she smells as bad as she looks.

Trying to describe a can of soured fermented herring, the creepy cookie Manson said it was like “Amy Winehouse in a can”. The Swedish delicacy has often been compared to a delightful mix of rotten eggs, rancid butter and sour vinegar.

As mental as he is, Manson showed all the dashing PR skills of a rock star when he added quickly, “I didn’t mean to say that”.

Oh but Manson, we don’t always disagree with you!

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Amy Winehouse Chuffed With Grammy Nominations

Mickey — Sat, 08 Dec 2007 04:01:17 +0000

Looks like our resident jazz junkie Amy Winehouse has had a bright and sunny day for once, but not before the prison warden checks her out for cocaine possession, you know, up those nostrils.

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Amy Winehouse Gets Down And Dirty

Mickey — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 06:34:54 +0000

And all because her coked-up brain couldn’t remember where she had left her keys to the house. After having taken all day dolling herself up (if you could say that) for her prison visit to her husband Blake Fielder-Civil, Amy Winehouse had to sprawl spread eagled on the dirty pavement to crawl under her locked front gate.

At least that’s one good thing about being a junkie – you’re slim enough.

A witness told press reporters:

“It was bizarre. When she got out of the car she was visibly upset and started looking around for her keys. Then she sat down on the ground with her back against the gate, lopped to one side, lay on her back and crawled underneath the gate. I was surprised she managed to get herself under there but she managed to get through. After that she dusted herself down, opened the gate to get a bag from her driver and went inside.”

It seems that Amy has been getting very forgetful lately, even not remembering the reason for her to wander aimlessly half-naked in the streets of London.

Photo Credit: SplashNewsOnline.Com

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Amy Winehouse Takes Over Britney Spears Mantle

Mickey — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 15:17:43 +0000

Of the stupidest woman ever, destroying her life with crack and self-pity. Amy Winehouse was reported by the Daily Mail to be wandering outside her house in the middle of the night, and she “looked upset and agitated but there was no obvious reason for her to come outside. It was weird.”

“Onlookers said she (Winehouse) appeared disorientated as she wandered around on the pavement for several minutes in the freezing cold before disappearing back inside.”

I suppose anyone would look disorientated if he or she were all loaded on crack.

I’m not even sure if Amy Winehouse’s recent depression with husband Blake Fielder-Civil in jail for charges of witness tampering in conjunction with a previous arrest for assault is down to her missing him, or losing a partner to share lines with.

At least Britney has some meat on them bones. And thank your lucky stars these shots still featured SOME teeth on Amy Winehouse.

What could be worse than a toothless strung out anorexic junkie walking around wailing like a banshee in a red bra?

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