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Britney Spears Imagines Herself A Hooker

Britney Speared — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 14:00:31 +0000

We all know Britney Spears was diagnosed with bipolar disorder, but she could possibly have a multiple personality disorder as well. Let out of the mental hospital a few days ago, she continues to roam the streets in various guises. Here is Britney Spears doing her best impersonation of a sidewalk hooker.

It is all sad knowing that the one time pop darling could soon be peddling her wares to any passerby willing to fork out a buck or two for her oral skills. It is even sadder that many of you losers actually wanted to spend personal time with Britney Spears.

Come to think of it, now could be your chance. You might just bump into Britney at some dark corner or alleyway.

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Sam Lufti A Celebrity Terrorist?

Britney Speared — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 05:43:27 +0000

The paparazzi have been speculating this for over the past year, and it appears now that Britney Spears‘ parents have woken to the possible fact that Sam Lufti, supposed manager and close friend of the pop wreck, might have been using drugs to control Britney Spears and using her downward spiral for his own financial benefit.

Just who is Sam Lufti? Apparently he has been threatening Britney Spears’ parents and friends by warning them off the fading star and stating that he was the one in control of Britney Spears attorneys and security guards, that they listen to him instead of Spears. With a restraining order issued on Sam Lufti, could we now see further proof of a celebrity terrorist?

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Britney Spears Is Out Of Sanatorium And Driving

Britney Speared — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 05:27:01 +0000

Britney Spears has been released from the mental facility that she was straight jacketed in and you would have thought the girl would stay home and away from the limelight for awhile. Instead, Britney was spotted just hours later driving through Los Angeles and once again, the paparazzi were in tow.

With her dad now in charge of her, you would have thought Britney Spears might do something good for herself and try to recover from her recent crazy exploits. Looks like the pop wreck is back to her old circus act.

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Britney Spears Cries For Help

Britney Speared — Sat, 02 Feb 2008 12:45:48 +0000

It looks like the Britney Spears meltdown has reached volcanic levels as she gets committed to her second psychiatric observation in four weeks. Certainly does not look good for the once pop darling of the world. It is kind of sad with what has happened to Britney Spears, but her behavior certainly does not help much.

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Rambo Can’t Beat The Spartans

Britney Speared — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 05:20:55 +0000

A comedic spoof on last year’s massive hit ‘300′ thrashed all competition, including aged gun-toting John Rambo, to top the box-office takings over the weekend. When something like that happens, you know Stallone should have stuck to that one Rocky cash cow and moved on to better things than rehashing an old storyline.

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Britney Spears Has Mental Issues But Worth $120 Million To US Economy

Britney Speared — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 04:03:28 +0000

Britney Spears has her manager report to Barbara Walters that she has definite ‘mental issues’ and seen a psychiatrist, presumably to receive treatment as well. Walters’ guests on her show then question if Britney Spears was still telling the truth. Oh boy, what does the poor popwreck have to do to get any sympathy?

In fact, they have to find a way to keep her alive and not totally lost in the woods, as Britney Spears has been estimated to be worth $120 million to the United States economy even when she has gone off the rails. Listen up people! Britney Spears is creating jobs for those of you who can’t be bothered to get off your arse to get a proper job!

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Britney Spears Hospitalization Just Acting

Britney Speared — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 08:41:19 +0000

Britney Spears was recently hospitalized after a wild hold-up of her two sons. There are now reports that the “Gimme More” singer was tearing up the hospital and screaming at staff before she was finally released. Not only that, the diagnosis was that she had bipolar disorder. Which was another reason she could not be held against her will in hospital.

Could it be that Britney Spears was just getting ready for her upcoming film role in the Memoirs Of A Medicated Child? She was to play the partner of a man wrongfully drugged and sent to jail before rescued by a crime boss. The producers had reportedly hoped Britney could draw on her personal experiences for the film role.

It looks like Britney did her best and could soon become a world class Method actress.

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Britney Spears Spends Night With Paparazzo

Britney Speared — Tue, 25 Dec 2007 11:24:15 +0000

Britney Spears’ bedroom tastes have gone British it seems. On Saturday night, Britney Spears checked into Beverly Hills’ Peninsula Hotel and tried to build on her love-hate relationship with the paparazzi.

Adnan, a British photographer (or whatever) simply got a call from the mental wreck (fallen) pop star after passing her his name card. They stopped by a convenience store, holding hands and visiting the toilet.

Later, Britney Spears led Adnan to the hotel and the two spent the whole night there, before the English charmer left first at 4am, and Britney later at 9am.

Check out this exclusive video on what happened on Britney’s wild British night out.

Enjoy the pictures from Britney’s lovely jaunt with Adnan.

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Jamie Lynn Spears’ Lover To Face Jail?

Britney Speared — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 03:07:06 +0000

Britney Spears’ sister Jamie Lynn Spears might have worked the media to get news of her pregnancy out. But you wonder if she shares the same lack of intellectual development as the famous popwreck.

By telling the world that she’s pregnant at the ripe young age of 16, Jamie Lynn Spears has now thrown her boyfriend and unborn child’s dad Casey Aldridge into possible legal trouble.

Aldridge, 19, may have to answer statutory rape charges if it can be proven that the couple had sexual intercourse in Jamie Lynn Spears’ home state of Louisiana, or in California. Both states have different laws regarding the situation.

However, there’s still a way out for the young man (as with most situations in the U.S.). Criminal defense lawyer Christopher Darden said, “The father of the child may have committed a criminal offense or misdemeanor by having unlawful sex with a minor. But unless the complaint is filed from the minor’s parent, it is unlikely that this will be taken further.”

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Britney’s Sister Jamie Lynn Speared

Britney Speared — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 10:59:38 +0000

Merry Christmas to the Spears family! While others might be shocked and disgusted by OK! Magazine’s pregnancy revelations of popwreck Britney Spears’ little 16-year-old sister Jamie Lynn Spears, we think it is a joyful occasion deserving of the festive season.

Check out this video on Jamie Lynn’s pregnancy:

Jamie Lynn, star of Nick’s “Zoey 101″, is no longer a child since she stepped into Hollywood sleaze. And she’s got a sister who might get her act together and become her mentor. After all, who better to get advice from then your own “been there, done that” sibling who’s had two kids of her own (and not to mention hell load of trouble).

Still, the Spears family might love being pantyless, but Jamie Lynn has brought that further by getting boyfriend Casey Aldridge rubberless.

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