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Anne Hathaway Is A Zombie Duck

What the hell happened to Anne Hathaway? She’s certainly lost some of weight and that’s nice. But all that makeup and those lips! Now I love my women all made up and looking great just before jumping into bed with me and leaving a trail of red all over, but not when you look like an undead! If I wanted eyes that large, I’d go for sailor girls in uniforms where just about every third of their bodies are too large and jump out of them comics. I don’t even know if those lips are real now – Anne Hathaway claims they are, but at least they look better than Nicole Kidman’s vag lips.

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